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Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service
by A. Neuman May 24, 2022
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Dick

That one person who always brings his or her young child to the airplane. No, fuck the real dick is that child because we all know damn well that bitch ain't gonna stop kicking your mother fucking chair.
Person 1: Yo why your chair vibrating bro?
Person 2: There's a dick behind me.
by JustARandomDinasour August 8, 2018
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Dick tunnel

When the dick interns the hurry pussy
by Marioqueshalovedick May 11, 2016
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Pile of dicks

A description of the traffic inside the city of Chicago.
With the rain & traffic and it’s gonna suck pile of dicks.
by HollaJ May 2, 2019
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Dick wedge

Dick wedge is a word for when a males pants are pulled up so right around his penis that it bulges out around the seam creating a weggie I’m in his dick and pants
DUDE what’s with the dick wedge?!
When Jacob sat down he had a major dick wedge.
by Dick wedge March 26, 2019
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Little Big Dick

When someone is being a jack ass and is overly cocky in themself.
Jake: I’m just too fucking good at hockey, y’all could never compare
John: Fuck off little big dick,
by dumb skanks October 18, 2020
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home-grown dick

When you have a long distance boyfriend and you need a side dude to fulfill your dick needs. So you need a dude in your town.
by Your main hoes December 19, 2016
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