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Manchester United

A certain finished club based in the greater Manchester region but majority of their fans are glory hunters from London. They are lead by their able and wonderful captain Harry Maguire. Some of the notable people who played in this disgusting club include Pendaldo, madman Penandes, De gea, Shitsandro martinez and local Politician Marcus Trashford. With the able guidance of Dutch gaffer Erik Ten Hag, they are surely going no where and need to be disbanded. They are famous for hating on their owners (the glazers) using them as a scapegoat after losing a match but real football fans know Sergio Aguero and Lionel Messi own that club.
Manchester United will be the end of Sir Alex Ferguson.

If you are having a bad day, just know someone out there supports Manchester United

I personally think Sancho from Manchester United should quit football and join Uni
by Messigrande_ October 6, 2022
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Unit 13

1) An elite group of trained assasins that take on various missions.
2) An action or set of actions that are performed in a tatctical yet badass fashion which result in a) severe bodily harm, or b) large amount of collateral damage.
Bad Guy 1: Holy shit, is that Unit 13?

Bad Guy 2: Hell yes! We better get the fuck out of here.

Bystander 1: Wow did you see that merc Unit 13 all those tangos?
by warmachine1981 February 22, 2010
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Happy Family unit

Families who have 2~4 children and a 1 pet in order to be showcased on the Happy Family sticker on their cars' rear windshields.
You can spot a Happy Family unit from a mile away; they always have that Happy Family sticker proudly displaying their two kids and a fluffy dog on the rear windshield of their cars!
by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025
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Unit defends

the best tower defense game on roblox and in history
bro, unit defends is so fire !!
by finerz August 20, 2023
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Unit

Chloe benders all night she is a unit
by Chaneljese July 25, 2022
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United Statian

The retarded way to refer to someone from the united states.
Nobody cares that your country thinks its one continent, it is usually specified 90% of the time what "american" refers to
There is a word in spanish for it which is perfectly fine but considering that in modern english "american" typically refers to nationals of the united states.
We don't call you "czech republicans" for a reason dipshit
Illiterate dumbass: Ummm actually the word is United Statian because the word american refers to anything of the americas!
Other dude: Shut up
by Thecoolesttoucanever December 15, 2023
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Elementary schools in the United States

are the main point of delivery of primary education, for children between the ages of 5–11 (sometimes 5-10 or 5-12)
Elementary schools in the United States are the best.
by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023
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