toilet load

1. the result after eating an extremely large meal

2. something that is clearly untrue; a crock of shit

"Man, I just ate 5 burritos at Taco Bell. That's gonna be a toilet load."

"This guy told me he was going to pay me 10 dollars an hour, but he only gave me 7. This is nothing but a toilet load."
crock of shit
bullshit

by mindtank January 12, 2015

Skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet is a stupid fucking idiotic cringe shitty retarded show that’s on YouTube shorts. It’s so fucking bad that I want to rip my eyes open and throw them into a deep fryer. This shitty “series” of cringe fucking videos about people’s heads in fucking toilets is so god fucking stupid and all who watch it should GO TO FUCKING HELL AND TELL SATAN TO BURN THEIR BALLS OFF. I hate parental controls a ton… BUT IF UR KID HAS A FUCKING SKIBIDI TOILET ADDICTION THEN DELETE YT PREMIUM IF U HAVE IT, TURN ON PARENTAL CONTROLS AND KEEP 52 BODY GUARDS NEXT TO UR CHILDREN WHEN HES WATCHING TV, ALL HAVING DUAL LOADED GRENADE LAUNCHERS. DO IT AND DO IT NOW.

Me: hey kid, what u watching??

Dumb fucking kid that doesn’t have enough iq to fill a spoon: OMG HAVE U HEARD???? ITS SKIBIDI TOILET :D SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES!!!

Me: *pulls out a fucking fully charged railgun*

Dumb fucking kid that doesn’t have enough iq to fill a spoon: wait what are u doi-?

Me: *shoots that dumb muthafucka*

God: I’ll forgive u for that one

by TheGuyThatFuckingHatesGenAlpha March 19, 2025

Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet is a horrid YouTube Shorts "Series", if you can even call it that. It's a toilet with a man's head coming out of the bowl, singing a remix of a song that is just awful. "Skibidi dub dub dub yes yes, skibidi dubble-a dee-dee". This is the song of satan, or at least the song of skibidi toilet. In the series, these cringey toilets fight people with technology for heads, or in other words an average modern toddler. The series seems very popular with crusty infants who still finds toilets funny.

Child: (non-understandable blubber)
iPad: Skrr skibidi dub dub dub yes yes, skibidi dubble-a dee dee
Child: Skibidi
Mother: Time to take the iPad away for dinner honey!
Child: (Demonic yelling and singing of Skibidi Toilet song)
Mother: There is only one solution (shoots child)
The world is now safe from this awful iPad kid. Do the same with your child.

by Mutha_Fucka69 May 19, 2024

toilet troll

a guy (typically of indian descent) who dwells in the toilet of a nightclub, offering trinkets to the weary traveler.

last time I went to the toilet in that club, the toilet troll tried to flog me a spray of aftershave for five quid

by the_toilet_dweller_123 February 19, 2024

Tesco Toilet

a place the 3 babas go to get fried

Let’s get faded in Tesco toilet

by rubcat August 29, 2023

Skibidi Toilet Inflation

Why are you searching this up.?
Are you Mental?
Are you Insane..?

Why are you doing this to yourself.

bro this is NOT gonna look good on your search history

Bronny had nothing to goon to, so he searched up Skibidi toilet inflation

by I’mSoConfusedRightNow January 12, 2025

Disabled toilet whore

A disabled toilet whore is any female named known for running trains on Guys in disabled toilets and well known to crack community for her services

You know that slut brook that girl who fucks anything with a heartbeat she’s a dirty cunt with legs that can’t be shut and loves being disabled toilet whore

by Jumpercable March 20, 2025