Sam Parsons

A kid who is addicted to Naruto and only talks about Naruto 24/7

Sam Parsons: want to see Naruto
You: what is that

by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019

naranciasmathskills(sam)

narancias number 1 fan

OMG ITS NARANCIASMATHSKILLS(sam)⁉️

by miistafr July 19, 2022

Sam Chilvers

Smoulder

Sam chilvers is smoulder

by Skibidisuzza December 15, 2025

Sam collins

It’s all about the mets baby cmon baby get a home run baby love the mets baby love the mets

Mets Sam Collins mets

by Phil Collins & Sons November 4, 2021

Sam

Sam is a beautiful human being. He has one of the biggest 9 incher you have ever seen.

He is a sexy beast who reels in all the ladies. He lasts 30 minutes. And will for sure please you all over

Are you OK?! you like like you've been Samed pretty hard

by sexiestbakaruffruff June 22, 2022

Sam Fallacy

The uncontrollable urge to assume that wanting to sleep with your friends' moms is just something everyone does. It's less about logic and more about projecting your own instincts onto the world.

"He said it like it was normal—classic Sam Fallacy vibes."

by Rusty767 January 1, 2025

sam

sam a short asian kid who likes kids younger than him he also really likes mayo,hot sause and penutbutter sammich
he also rarely washes his clothes

oof he smells like a sam must be his lunch
or sam why do you like younger people

by gingerwhoeatsburritos December 13, 2018