Hands down the most poggers human to ever exist. He is very sweet and loving. But sadly has to walk around struggling to lug that fat, juicy, ludicrous dump truck around everywhere he walks. This struggle constantly weighs on his mind and he goes throughout the day. Nevertheless, he makes jokes and remains happy while simultaneously making everyone around him laugh, and is probably racist deep down.
"Oh my GOSH!"
"Is that ADAM GALLO"
"ARA ARA, I heard he has the most colossal Gluteus Maximus around town!"
"Oh my GOSH, It IS MASSIVE... I want it."
"You can't get him he doesn't want you but Gambare Gambare fr"
"Is that ADAM GALLO"
"ARA ARA, I heard he has the most colossal Gluteus Maximus around town!"
"Oh my GOSH, It IS MASSIVE... I want it."
"You can't get him he doesn't want you but Gambare Gambare fr"
by Probably Ichigo September 21, 2022
Wrong Way Adam came about when Adam decided to continually own goal against his own team, furthermore making small mistakes which make you lose yet another game... Don't be an Adam
by CLurban September 12, 2021
A very long line of naturally beautiful and thick perfect master race Aryan blue eyes with a few black beauties in there as well.
by JackScepticNerves December 12, 2022
A big man with lots of girth. He uses his mysterious charm and intelligence to rizz up every girl in sight. He goes to the gym every day and will make your life a nightmare. Although his weiner is small approximately 2.3 inches long his muscles attract woman like never before
by Gayunicorn69 March 17, 2023
by God and the universe December 13, 2020
Adam master deceptor will do anything to bamboozle you with his lies to steer you fr your original grivance with him
by Sweet but psycho January 25, 2022
Adam is the best guy you will ever meet. Is really funny and will make you giggle. Has the prettiest greenish eyes and curly hair . is very sexy and if you know a adam don’t hesitate to grab him! You will be lucky. He’s a good kisser and fun to be around with
by Tylertheboss 123 November 21, 2021