A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Firsting

Activity Celebrating life and self worth on January 1st.

Enjoyed firsting the new year with friends while double firsting champagne.

by Folgersinyourcup January 02, 2019

First Possum

1. a dangerous place for fear of possum consumption
2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch

oh shit, i don't want to be first possum.. i should get out of this dumpster

by doctor jeckyll April 28, 2008

first day of hell

The first day of hell is the first day of school

Ugh, it’s the first day of hell today

by Dasangdfghhai HD swcuudf August 15, 2021

Medicine, Fetal, Standard: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Medicine, Fetal, Standard: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 09, 2025

Two Thousand and First

Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.

Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?

by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 24, 2020

First kiss

What landie will never get

Landie will never have her first kiss.

by Onsismaarnethier February 10, 2021