David is a very out spoken and independent being. Although, he had very bad timing. He often ignores his girlfriend and barley texts her. He never send her pictures to make her happy and he barely talks to her in general. He makes her feel forgotten. He goes hours without talking to her and it really hurts her feelings. He’s out here staring at other bitches and following other bitches but won’t find the decency to respect his loyal girlfriend even though she loves him to death. He’s very selfish and puts her last and it makes her really sad but he’s still hers.
David belongs to nessa
by David belongs to nessa November 24, 2021
The Lord David herman is King David in the flesh raised in the State of Ohio
He was sent with a very specific reason.
To rule and govern the nations and take the torch from jesus christ..
David Herman is the true only saviour and Lord of the world now and always
He was sent with a very specific reason.
To rule and govern the nations and take the torch from jesus christ..
David Herman is the true only saviour and Lord of the world now and always
by Onakoy David Paul September 20, 2021
A extremely rare, last of its species Hippo which was smuggled into Australia from Mozambique and was allowed to stay since it boosted KFC's sales through the roof. This soon turned out to be a mistake since he shanked 30 kids and proceed to eat them to feed his everlasting hunger. He spent a life sentence of one week in prison and to many medical professionals surprise he outlived the sentence and is now a free hippo who spends most of his days eating and living as a God like figure for many hippos around the globe.
Kid 1: Have you ever seen Oscar "OJ" David?
kid 2: I have in fact and i even got away unshanked.
Kid 1: Duude, you know if you meet Oscar "OJ" David and survive you will be blessed with hippo powers.
Kid 2: Epic.
kid 2: I have in fact and i even got away unshanked.
Kid 1: Duude, you know if you meet Oscar "OJ" David and survive you will be blessed with hippo powers.
Kid 2: Epic.
by MINI RANGA JESUS October 30, 2019
a good-looking old fruit
Did you see that gay guy mincing around the confectionery aisle trying to pick up men?
He was a real David Bowie
He was a real David Bowie
by utclownshoe July 06, 2018
david eats ass. he likes em big he likes em chunky. david looks like a whole COCK roach . he smells like chicken tenders from the school lunch. he is more stupid then my english teacher. he eats my english teachers ass
by hi69696966969382 April 28, 2019
the david bowie knife is the prefered weapon of choice of the stalker, be it internet stalker or im in ur bushes stalker, they love this weapon. these are sold at stores such as Adam&Eve. and for those who don't get it, it's like your retarted, but you are
by thenumberofthebeast2-29 December 22, 2010