Band Kid

(noun) A person who plays a musical instrument and is usually a social outcast who pulls absolutely zero bitches, along with having their humor stuck in 2017-2020. Not to be confused with a kid in band, who is usually just a person who enjoys music and is in a band.

"That band kid is kinda weird."
"I think he's special needs."
"What's good my fellow gamers? Wanna see me play the hub intro on my sax?"

by someoneyoumayknowirlidkmaybe May 14, 2022

Blazer Band

A musical group, usually from the early 2000’s, that begins to experience a degree of success in which they feel obligated to create a facade of professionalism by wearing blazers over semi casual attire in press photos and during performances.

Dude #1: Yo, I saw Spoon at the Windjammer last night.

Dude #2: Sick. How was it?
Dude #1: It was alright. But I feel like it’s been ten years and they’re still just blazer band, try hard status though.

Dude #2: Weak.

by Hipsterstew October 17, 2021

NiXOs (the band)

Nixos are a punk rock band from Venice, California.
Champions of the disenfranchised.

NiXOs (the band) are playing a show, we should go see them - they're rad!

by Rufus K May 20, 2024

Band practise

The gathering of associates to smoke drugs.

What time you coming around for band practise? Don't forget ya triangle.

by faqxnoz August 4, 2024

band 4 band

basically means going $1000 for $1000, comparing them n basically showing off what you have

Bob-Lets go band 4 band
Billy-Show me ur dad
Bob- Aw shit..

by BOPIDYBOP March 25, 2024

Banding

The process of slow castration by tying off one's balls and restricting airflow.

Person 1: Oh, yeah, I've been Banding for about a couple weeks

Person 2: That's about how long it takes. I've been trying for about the same time.

by ASimpleSissy November 30, 2022

Band Dad

Middle aged men (sometimes women a.k.a. Band Mom) that are handy with tools and building. Typically has a child enrolled in marching band, drumline, color guard, drum corps, etc. Typically volunteers to build props, but may take on other tasks such as towing trailers, mixing Gatorade, etc.

Why did you bring your drill to rehearsal?

- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.

by ztothex August 21, 2022