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Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.
Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
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first step-cousin-nibling

1. The grandchild of one's parent's stepsibling.
2. The stepgrandchild of one's parent's sibling.
3. The grandchild of one's stepparent's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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double-first cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-first cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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First Time Hot

Someone who didn't grow up conventionally attractive and now in adulthood they've become attractive and don't know how to handle the attention.
"He act's like a first time hot the way he will entertain and engage with anyone for attention even if he's not interested in them"

"It's the way she brags about the amount of people that slide into her dm's, it's like this is her first time being hot"
by TheMilkyMom September 30, 2025
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Half A Snort 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Half A Snort 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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