Skip to main content

Side B

Way of saying Side B theology; essentially used by those who experience same-sex attraction (therefore are gay, lesbian or bi) who do not affirm the lifestyle choices but rather opt to follow traditional Christian values such as marriage only being between a man and a woman, and sex only being for such marriages.
Yeah, I'm gay but I'm Side B so not gonna marry a guy.
by catpeesweeties December 15, 2025
mugGet the Side B mug.

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
mugGet the Spotify and Side Hug mug.

Side Niece

When the side bitch has a girlfriend, she becomes the side niece to the side bitch’s bitch
Yo Carla be the best side niece bro!
by Geralt-with-a-titty November 6, 2021
mugGet the Side Niece mug.

YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B
Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2023
mugGet the YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! mug.

Flip side

A time when you got no money or when you're broke
Nobody misses you when you're on the flip side
by Ray kusma December 19, 2018
mugGet the Flip side mug.

dem side

To show something has moved. The shift of something farther away.
by Abcvd January 5, 2024
mugGet the dem side mug.

chisel on the side

To lie and pilfer. To steal small amounts over time.
"It's easier to Lie and chisel on the side.." -Frank Zappa
"I always wondered how he made so much money. He would chisel on the side and say the parts cost more and pocket the difference."
by inkii_xd October 18, 2016
mugGet the chisel on the side mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email