Cake Mission

To fuck a girl quickly and send her home

Guy 1- "So I walked in on my girl fucking my bro."
Guy 2- "Fuck! That bitch got you bent... wtf bro. Im sorry, dont sweat that grimey hoe."
Guy 1- "Ha hell no, Im not gunna sweat it. Im just about to go on a Cake Mission with her best friend."

by cc8394 June 12, 2011

Waldo Cake

Finding a girl on her period, ripping out her tampon so she bleeds, bust a nut on her vagina so you have a red and white vagina, then you put sprinkles and frosting on her vagina and eat out her vagina

Dude im so full, me and your girlfriend made a waldo cake and i smashed on it.

by Nazi Guido April 19, 2011

coughy cake

(noun) Poop that is accidentally released while coughing.
(verb) To accidentally cough out a poop.

That emphysemic grandpa keeps treating everybody to coughy cake.
Dude, I gotta get over this cold; I'm coughy caking every five minutes at my desk.

by Horrorfyre October 31, 2013

Moffie cake

A guy who wears tight jeans and sticks his chest out and has a small dick.

Uzair is such a moffie cake.

by R.S. A June 20, 2020

Cheese Cake

the manner of cuming on a girls pussy and rubbing it all in.

Last night my girlfriend was depressed because i gave her a strawberry shortcake instead of a Cheese Cake.

by Tizzl February 14, 2006

bake a cake

An expression used to showing how grateful and indebted you are to someone.

Contrary to popular opinion this does not come from the act of actually baking someone a cake to thank them. It actually comes from the dance move known as baking the cake. The baking the cake move can be considered a form of thanks between friends in a party context.

Thanks for letting me use your flat for the party. I'll bake a cake for you.

by ej159 January 7, 2009

zebra cake

When two white guys and a black guy triple team a girl.

Me, Joe, and Tyrone fucked the shit out of Wendy last night.

by Big pimpin March 22, 2005