Banding

The process of slow castration by tying off one's balls and restricting airflow.

Person 1: Oh, yeah, I've been Banding for about a couple weeks

Person 2: That's about how long it takes. I've been trying for about the same time.

by ASimpleSissy November 30, 2022

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- They made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

Strike up the band

I constantly thank God for Esteban lyrics

Strike up the band: I constantly thank God for Esteban
Just stay where I can see you douse the lights…!
We sure are in for a show tonight.!

by numberedtables April 23, 2022

Band kid

A rlly lame loser. Even worse if they’re named Scout 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Michael: “yeah at least I’m not a band kid tho”
Amelia: “bro ur way too cool to be a band kid (🤢)”

by dopeorchkid😎😎 May 18, 2023

Gen Z Band Kid

A "Gen Z Band Kid" is someone with a outdated sense of humor, or someone with the humor of a Gen Z Five Year Old

Your such a band kid, no a Gen Z Band Kid

by Kennonical October 2, 2023

Iliotibial Band

1. (n) The resident classical/funk mashup group, specializing in huffling and buffling, at King Aesop's Castle on Planet Dillworth. All member's of Iliotibial band are in fact Iliotibials themselves, which in addition to being indigenous African elves trained in the fine art of fishing amazing shrimp, they are also completely made up.

SS: I have an extra ticket to see the Iliotibial Band play tonight if you are interested?
Ike: I heard the Easter Bunny is opening for them.
SS: Nope, he's out kicking ass right now.
Ike: Oh, that's pretty unexplainable, I'm out.
SS: K.

by Dr. Smittens February 24, 2009

Blazer Band

A musical group, usually from the early 2000’s, that begins to experience a degree of success in which they feel obligated to create a facade of professionalism by wearing blazers over semi casual attire in press photos and during performances.

Dude #1: Yo, I saw Spoon at the Windjammer last night.

Dude #2: Sick. How was it?
Dude #1: It was alright. But I feel like it’s been ten years and they’re still just blazer band, try hard status though.

Dude #2: Weak.

by Hipsterstew October 17, 2021