by Dyllieburke November 22, 2021

A guy who likes to play video games, listen to punk music, and do sports like football or skating. He will always have his friends back no matter what and also if he is reading this he needs to go to bed. . .
That's a Dylan
by jddbfx April 20, 2023

Dylan is a sad and lonely person. Always projecting his emotions on others. To be friends with a Dylan means you will have to give up everything you have ,for you to be worthy in his eyes and make him happy. The catch, is that he will never be happy. He will use up all your happiness until you are depleted and he will walk away and say that you have nothing else that he wants. Very emotional through out the entire relationship , making you feel a false connection and as if you can change his ways. If you are ever in a romantic relationship with a Dylan, you will think you are lucky to meet the sweetest person in the world, until he shows his truth of unhappiness. A Dylan has been gifted with a fantastic body but he destroys himself daily searching for happiness. When a Dylan leaves you, you will feel worthless. Your addiction to a Dylan will run as strong as his addictions to self sabotage.
I just went to Dylan’s open mic; Dylan told everyone I was stalking him because he doesn’t need anything from me now that he found a new lady friend.
by Bakingbrat1234 January 18, 2022

by XxxyourbestfriendxxX March 18, 2018

A guy with a genuine heart , he loves to fiddle with his rock hard cock on most nights. While it throbs he normally heats an asda value pizza in the microwave.
by SecretRomanian September 16, 2023

Dylan Mckenzie is at his lowest peak in life right now. He is on day 589 of being single. He has been facing much depression because he has no girlfriend so he decided to make the Spotify Playlist called “bruh like I’m really going through it”. Dylan is very determined to get a girlfriend. Dylan Mckenzie is a real n-word that believes in God and doesn’t say cuss words. He plays a lot of NBA 2k. His house is the community house for The Boys. Everyone will go to hang out there and play Basketball or mess with each other. Dylan also has no mercy whatsoever. Dylan, Erica, Shane, and Michaela decided to hide Joey J Shot’s stuff in random places across his yard at night. Shane accidentally overthrew J Shot’s hoodie onto the roof and then Dylan Mckenzie proceeded to purposely throw it on the roof of the shed. Dylan is motivated to do anything, even if it includes going 10% simp power. At least he doesn’t go 100% like Garrett Stevenson. Dylan’s mortal enemy is Dylan Santilli, the polar opposite of Dylan Mckenzie.
by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019

by EFUIPGHWefgib June 11, 2024
