turtle bird

A male with a uncut penis

“ get your turtle bird out of my face”

“ he's a turtle bird”

by anonymous November 22, 2023

Turtle day

A day when after every word you say you have to say turtle.

How's your day going "turtle". Oh it's going great "turtle". Why are we saying turtle. Because it's Turtle day

by Turtle kween hehe April 12, 2019

Turtle Sandwhich

It is the process of 3 or more turtles mating at the same time. So pretty much a turtle orgy.

"Look at all of those turtles stacked on top of each other, they look like a Turtle Sandwhich and sound like one in the making. Ew."

by Mitkish September 12, 2014

turtle-head

Turtle-Head is when you are holding in a turd for so long you can feel the poop poking out of your butt like how a turtle pokes its head of of its shell.

"oh no" john said to himself during the meeting, "I can feel the turtle-head!"

by Keanu CHEESE July 18, 2020

Bury the turtle

The act of going balls deep (vaginally, anally, and or orally) in anyone (thing) with an erect penis

I'm going to bury the turtle in that dirty slut

by Sterling Koch June 8, 2022

Turtle

A word used as a replacement for the word awkward.

Chick 1: OMGosh did u hear that fart in class?

Chick 2: Yeah totes. That was soooo turtle.

by Imony October 18, 2011

Jewish turtle neck

When you trap a girl in your closet and fill it will farts and shit till she passes out. When she passes you rape her and fuck her till she squirts.

My girl was being a bitch so I gave her a Jewish turtle neck.

by Agentdukedennis June 28, 2025