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Vagina poop

When a woman sharts out of her vagina.
Person 1: Dude did you hear what happened to stacy?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: She Vagina pooped dude!
by Koolkid920 April 4, 2021
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sneaky poop

Noun
1. A trip to the bathroom executed, typically by a female, in an extremely secretive fashion.

Verb (used with object)
2. To poop without being detected by that of the other sex.
Ever since I caught my girlfriend dropping a sneaky poop it's taken our relationship to another level.
by GirlzDontPoop March 1, 2015
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Poop Demon

Someone who is extremely annoying and unfunny. On most occasions they think they are funny but the only reason people laugh at them is because they feel bad.
Joe: “Do you know Mack, I heard she’s a real Poop Demon”

Mary: “Oh yeah, I heard shes the most unfunny person in school”
by Jack Mackray January 20, 2022
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Poop Slap

In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.
"Ewwww Cody literally poop slapped Jessica, it's all over her new dress!"
by Steven Bakersfield October 20, 2019
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Angel Poop

After one feciates, there is a lack of residue of poop leaving their toilet paper or whiping material completely clean.

Espically good when pooping outside
It was okay that the bathroom ran out of toilet paper, I had an angel poop anyway.
by Princess Amy SMILE January 19, 2013
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poop listener

People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.
Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!

All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!
by thebigsaaved December 6, 2013
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Big Poop

When someone sits on the toilet to take a normal poop than ends up staying on the toilet pooping for 2 hours
"Jimmy's taking a BIG POOP"
by The_Unknown_Genius_Boi March 2, 2020
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