Mini Max is a derogatory word for someone with a small dick. If you consistently call someone a Mini Max it undermines the kids self-esteem and makes him feel bad about something he can’t control.
Sally: “hey suzie, how was your date with the hot guy yesterday?”
Suzie: “You mean Mini Max?!?! It was a disaster! His dick was so small it was embarrassing! I sent him home crying.”
Suzie: “You mean Mini Max?!?! It was a disaster! His dick was so small it was embarrassing! I sent him home crying.”
by TheManThing November 22, 2017
Secretion of bodily juices from either male or female reproductive organs that result in an increased lubrication of the areas affected by the liquids. This is commonly confused with gushing however on a more excessive level
Guy 1: "Dude her and I fucked last night and she ended up gush-maxing all over"
Guy 2: "Why are you so lucky. That sounds so hot"
Guy 2: "Why are you so lucky. That sounds so hot"
by LightChicken943 February 11, 2024
An interesting man, typically Italian. One who when he gets in a relationship, never wears the pants. One who typically gets Bitched often, but always has a snarky response for it. He fucks with spaghetti o’s
Man 1: Dude you’ve been acting really bitch lately and your girl’s taken total control over you!
Man 2: Yeah you know what your right! I need to stop max orkining!
Man 1: Figure it out!!!
Man 2: Yeah you know what your right! I need to stop max orkining!
Man 1: Figure it out!!!
by Conor Goodman December 14, 2021
by phatjuicyballseheh December 06, 2021
A person named max rosen is obsessed with doing laundry. It is his pride and passion. Everyday we wakes up and thinks about doing laundry. If you get in his way when he needs to do a load he gets ANGRYYY. Don’t be scared though he is very efficient when it comes to the process he is in and out in no time. Is that because he sits and waits or because he only washed 5 things at a time? He is a good dude who loves laundry, he has a badass sidekick named Zachary who has his back whenever he needs him. He loves laundry as well however he is a big mean man when you spend too much time in the dryer. Be careful of max and Zach next laundry day.
by Jeddb December 05, 2024
by Wazi August 01, 2024