Dude

A term for a man, used by women to refer to guys that have a ZERO percent chance of getting in their pants.

Also look out for ‘bro’ and ‘mate’.

*in the car with female friend*

Samantha: “Dude can you turn your music down a bit?”

Mick: “Sure.” (friend zone face)

by Dr.Bobert October 13, 2022

This Dude

A phrase used to humiliate someone who said something ridiculous or goofy.

Person 1: I heard that if you fuck a squirrel your dick turns big and black.

Person 2: This dude.

by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023

Phone dude

Probably hardest character to make theories off of since we (or I) don’t know a lot about him

Phone dude : “But again might be a crappy cosplay” (i think the line was that)

by Your local Gundham Tanaka simp May 25, 2021

Old Dude

The guy you buy weed from. Not necessarily old, or a dude.

Hey babe, have you gone to see Old Dude yet? We're like, down to stems and seeds.

Oh shit I'll go see her tomorrow.

by Timothy Brentwood November 22, 2022

nigga dude

a very strong man who manages to always keep an absolutely TENACIOUS grip on @theyluvtwiz's meat

damn nigga dude is a great editor but tx3 and alex r jus betta

by Coco_urban August 6, 2023

dudes

A generalization of men, particularly ones that can get along very easily without any drama.

"Those dudes look pretty sharp." or "What's up dudes?" An example of two dudes would be girl friend's brother and her friend

by McGriffCrimeDog July 3, 2022

Dude Bingeing

When you don't wanna say gangbang out loud.

I've done some dude bingeing lately, it's so good.

by arhanka July 31, 2020