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bizzle poop

Rodrigo and Daniel had a big bizzle poop.
by Bizzle-poop May 16, 2016
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Poop Douche

A poop douche is slang for an enema. It's perfect because it is hilarious and grosses people out. So when you're in the store looking for an enema, just ask for a poop douche.
"I need to buy a poop douche because I am constipated."
by Poopdouchebish July 2, 2019
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Poop Mitts

one that does not wash his hands after restroom privileges, and puts those contaminated hands on everything in the office.
Dude, I wouldn't eat the salsa, Poop Mitts has been in there.
by ghettobootybuttslut September 23, 2009
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souvenir poop

Your first poop at home after you return from vacation. Can consist of all-inclusive resort fare, airport snacks, or even airplane food, but it's the last thing you ate before you returned to reality.
Laundry's done. Got the dog from the kennel. Just took a souvenir poop. Party's officially over.
by SheridanFTW June 29, 2017
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Extra Pooping

When you already pooped once but you gotta go again but it’s not yet diarrhea
I gotta take some time for extra pooping into my schedule
by Meadow rose September 23, 2022
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Poop Pocket

When you have bursts of air between your poop and there is a high powered fart.
Man. That was such a good poop, I had poop pockets. It was so relieving.
by NotUrUwU April 18, 2021
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How to poop

So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.

Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
by Notmelol123 May 9, 2022
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