Poop and Pull

To jerk off while taking a shit.

The kids were downstairs and I had to take a shit, this a good time for a poop and pull.

by Canacius June 10, 2015

Shittle Poop

The piece of poop that is so small that its like a poop nugget, and is hard to poop out.

Shittle Poop,noun "Man, that took a long time to get that shittle out"

by skadop October 1, 2015

Elevator poop

When you poop in your hand and lower it into the water of the toilet so that it makes no sound.

I was at my boyfriends house and I had to poop but didn't want him to know so I ended up taking an elevator poop

by Mr. 5150 August 27, 2016

Poop-cident

A term used to describe a problem or mishap caused by poop.

Uh oh, looks like this poop-cident will make me late for work again.

by ChrissyMo September 7, 2016

Poop table

When 6 guys sit on the 6 holes of a pool table and take a shit in each individual hole

Pat: "Hey, a pool table. Wanna play?"
Jack: "Nah bro, lets make it a poop table."
4 other guys: "sickkkkk"

by Sketchy Jack December 15, 2016

poop on a popsicle

a popsicle stick shoved right up a persons asshole, and when you take it out there is poop on it

ah poop on a popsicle

by _bubbles_ January 25, 2017

poop thighs

When resting your elbows on your thighs for a long time while defecating, you get visible red sore marks above your knees.

I got poop thighs from playing Candy Crush on the toilet too long.

by dr.goodcar November 18, 2015