Pocket Call

You have met two requirements: first, you have numbers on speed dial; second, you leave your cellphone in your pocket. Now every time you bend a certain way, you call one of your friends accidentally.

Thrip: That's three times today Chris has called me speaking static so strong he's like eating a potato chip sandwich. What's with him?

Sandle: They must be pocket calls.

by AgTip September 19, 2009

pockets is fat

You have a lot of money.

Sean Paul & the Youngbloodz pockets is fat.

by LaShon May 28, 2006

Outta Pocket

I will sice the math test

Sorry I’m outta pocket that day.

by Digbixbaddy February 21, 2021

pocket candy

pok-it kan-dee noun
1. Refers to the male genitals
2. Candy from the pocket of a man that a person may eat.

female-Sir, may I have some of your pocket candy?
male-Sure. Would you like banana flavor?

by Tankgex2 March 23, 2013

Hot Pocket

A term for either a really, really, hot tasty food or a condom filled with warm shit for later pleasurable use.

Damn I just love eating these hot pockets!

Last night I used a hot pocket!

by Hot pocket guy6653765 January 6, 2014

Pocket protector

Condom

He used a pocket protector so she wouldn't get pregnant.

by Mellymagic October 29, 2020

hot pocket

when a girls farts and the hot air creeps in between her pussy lips and stays there for a while.

When Tabby's hot pocket finally came out, it smelled like cabbage!

by lazy one January 22, 2009