Hat

A basic hair slave for your head. Only dweebs wear hats. Seriously, get your shit together

Bob wore a hat. Bob got shot 😵

by Lol_TrapGod February 13, 2019

Perma Hat

One who has a permanent ass hat.

Man, he is such a perma hat.

by Bestie Speigel July 4, 2008

Fisherman's Hat

When a case of genital crabs is transferred from the male's pubs to the female's hair (on her head) via fellatio

Damn, that dude I gave a bj to gave me a fisherman's hat! Avast Yee!

by the most awesomeme May 16, 2022

Hat

Sausage casing for head

Nice hat.

by anonymous July 9, 2022

No Hat

“No Hat” is basically a synonym to “No Cap”, meaning that the person is not lying.

“I’ll slap the shit out of you , no hat”

by TheRealReaper2125 January 19, 2025

Asshole type hat

when a guy named andrews calls gyms to see if the booty is poppin

Andrew: hey are there alot of boys at the gym rn at 11:59pm?
Shannon: stop being an asshole type hat

by AndrewsAss January 2, 2023

Hairy Hat

When a someone ejaculates onto your head & then sets their hairy bush atop their partners head.

Bro, last night was wild. She let me give her a hairy hat!

by GavinStarrFunk July 19, 2023