national lap dance day

Every first Monday of December lapdances should be distributed freely throughout America by everyone

Johnny was in a chair and was given a lap dance on the first Monday of December by Jessie on national lap dance day

by Lion_heart##55 November 29, 2013

National Minion Meme Day

December 2nd is officially National Minion meme day. This is very important, as you can be a boomer on this day.

Person 1: what day is it?
Person 2: National minion meme day!

Person 1: what’s that mean?
Person 2: you can say dumb minion memes and post them on media today!

by KZ :) December 3, 2019

national Vsco girl day

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Dude happy vsco girl day
Happy vsco day bru
Dude check out that vsco girl
Damn bru she be fine as hellllll
Her she’ll necklace is sooooo hottt
Ya I’m so happy it’s October 26 (aka vsco girl day)
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by Madi swinford October 10, 2019

National Dumb Bitch Day

The national holiday for dumb bitches, that’s right guys, there is indeed a holiday for us ;)

Shut the fuck up addy, it’s national dumb bitch day, time for shots!

by izzytizzy March 2, 2020

National Cat Maid Day

National Cat Maid Day is on the 25th of November every year, it's a day where you and your friend group, no matter your gender, have to dress up as cat maids and go out.

Person 1: "hey it's the 25th of November! National Cat Maid Day!"
Person 2: "Guess we have to dress up as cat maids ;)"

by SherlockWatson221 November 6, 2020

National Eat Ass Day

National eat ass day is a day on July 25th where you basically eat someone’s ass.

Jerry: Hey dude guess what day it is?
Taylor: July 25th?
Jerry: No you dippy wippy ding dong, it’s National Eat Ass Day!
Taylor: Holy shit I’m calling Grace Stokes.

by Ugly gorl May 25, 2018

national titty fuck day

Is January 14. This is a day where people world wide are titty fucking

dude we gotta get together on Jan. 14

i cant im hanging with my girl

dude thats stupid

nahh its not, it national titty fuck day

by MegTaylor December 11, 2007