Licked the Umbrella

Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.

(Person drops water all over laptop)
Friend : Mate, you've really licked the umbrella there

by fishandchipsandcurrysauce January 02, 2020

Lick a Homies ass August

during the month of august, a homie can lick another homies ass.

" hey didn't you hear about the month? "
" no why? "
" can i lick ur ass? "
" oh its lick a homies ass august "

by airwixk November 09, 2023

Melich (me-lick)

Noun: Spineless, bottom feeder, a troll that descended from a jellyfish. Slimy disgusting single-minded organism.

Damn that insurance agent was such a Melich (me-lick), he was so slimy and disgusting he was undressing me with his eyes till you said something. What a perv.

by Gators316 July 12, 2022

lick and smell

When you lick your gf/bf's butthole and then they fart. It makes your tounge rumble. Girl's farts make it bubble while boy's farts make it pound.

Mia: Did you like that lick and smell? :-)
Me: Yeah do it again so it can make my tounge rumble

by SmartMan69 May 25, 2017

licked balls

When your balls have been sucked on so much they are perminantly red.

Me: Hey man whats wrong with your balls?
Friend: Oh, my girlfriend shit on my dick then sucked on my balls till I got licked balls.

by 1337af April 25, 2014

licking paper

To talk to yourself a lot while reflecting on incorrect or outdated trivia questions in chat rooms

That one chick is always licking paper instead of just googling the answer

by WonTooThree July 31, 2021

Mega Goon Licking

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause

Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.

by buildenex July 25, 2024