La Junta Lead Pipe

“A condom, usually filled with Methamphetamines or other home grown narcotics, used as a disciplinary device for when your step wife forgets to bring home sonic for dinner”

“Damn bro, cousin Jane had not one, but two black eyes this morning. Brad must’ve dialed up a La Junta Lead Pipe when she forgot the corn dogs”

by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023

Las Vegas Lip Sweats

Sweating of the upper-lip which is caused by the hot desert climate of Las Vegas in conjunction with amphetamine or cocaine use.

“You good man? Your lip is sweating right onto the blackjack table!”

“I’m straight. All that speed gave me a case of the Las Vegas lip sweats”

by blumpkinben June 28, 2018

Creme de la creme

Short for la creme.

Also a modeling agency.

THIS is the actual phrase defined by: top of the line, best of the best, above all; highest quality

Rolex is the creme de la creme of watches

by Want some more October 25, 2020

AY POR LA RAZA

This phrase is mostly said in spain and is used in moment of euphoria

Dude 1: MANIIIIN
Dude 2: AY POR LA RAZA

by SpanisThings October 17, 2018

merde de la merde

the worst of the worst; opposite of crème de la crème

Man... of all the fucking Republicans, Mitch McConnel is the merde de la merde.

by SingsInKitchens March 16, 2021

monty de la cruz

Monty de la cruz is a character from 13 Reasons Why he is really caring to his friends and he is really sweat to his boyfriend Winston so he is really nice but he is gay and his dad doesnt accept that. That makes him mad and he is a very angry character because of it. He hides his sexuality in case people will find out because he just wants to be accepted

"I just want to be accepted and so does Monty de la cruz"

by riri_is_cool June 5, 2021

burrito de la verga

Cock meat burrito

Hey man I’ve never been here. What should I order?

Definitely try the burrito de la verga! It’s unforgettable!

Excuse me, i’d Love to try your burrito de la verga. It comes highly recommended.

by Superslank June 1, 2019