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new jersey

New York City's metaphorical landfill.

Well, okay, so it's not that bad. Newark is interesting and it has some lovely looking areas, but there just aren't enough gardens to warrant its being called "The Garden State." I mean, c'mon.
a. I like New Jersey. It's a beautiful state.

b. New Jersey is just the state where all of NYC's trash goes. I hate it.
by Starsky Bootch October 24, 2004
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New Jersey

Should seperate North Jersey and South Jersey into two different states, because many things about them are totally different.

South Jersey: Home of wannabe-Italians, suburbs, overwhelming white majority, farmland, lots of Philly influence (more Flyers fans here than in Philly), close proximity of convenience stores, Pine Barrens, tourist attractions, popular beaches, AC, malls.

North Jersey: Everything in Jersey that was cool about 30 years ago (Asbury Park, Hoboken, etc), more racially diverse, urban, older-looking than South Jersey, lots of New York influence, high pollution, and the stereotypical nasal accent... overall, just looks more depressing.
Most insults directed at New Jersey apply only to North Jersey.
by Chernorizets Hrabr July 15, 2004
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New Canaan

City of the rich spoiled children, not the real world, not the real life, don't even try to speak with one of them, they won't even look at you...Know these two spoiled, fucking hot girls ? Nickname : the B... And the D... One of them is French (the B...), kind of rich spoiled over confident girl but REALLY fucking hot...I'm sure Teddy knows her...What's life for B and D (= M...and L...)? Hot week- ends in L.A ( Beverly Hills, of course ),hanging out in the hottest clubs, getting drunked, spending money, LOT OF money, attending the most private and selective universities in the country and OF COURSE, most expensive ones, wearing expensive clothes, driving expensive cars, getting drives in luxury limos, driving ALL men crazy in love with them ( once again, the French one is REALLY hot, she doesn't even look at me...I'm so mad and so jealous...Mike, I hate you, I'm sure you're f... her). Anyway, if you wanna see them and if you get lucky, they are sometimes hanging out in New Canaan ( or they stay in L. huge Mansion )...when they are not in L.A, N.Y.C or Palm Springs...They just have all, money, beauty, Ivy League colleges, they just have the life we're all dreaming of...
New Canaan = East Coast 90210 = all Republicans
by Coke'n June 2, 2007
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new lisbon

Person 1: Yo G', you from N-town?

Person 2: new lisbon shit is dope.
by ja;lksjdfaksd December 29, 2010
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New Harmony

a shit hole town, that was founded in the 1800's. known for artifacts and skanks
New Harmony, IN. 47631
by Big CMcD February 2, 2009
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New Jersey

Do you remember how funny that jager-bomb guy was on youtube? Try living with him.
This is what people from New Jersey say. "Not now chief, I'm in the f-ing zone"
by waddlingpenguinpooper March 8, 2009
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NEW DELHI

I gotta problem with my new delhi Doc!
by SIKKOBAMBERFISHCOK March 25, 2009
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