Capital One

They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…

What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!

Crapital One

BANK OF THE MISERLY

Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.

Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..

by LickmykickStand May 13, 2022

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The One Piece…

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!
Can we get much higher… (higher)
So high…
Oh oh oh

So high

Oh oh

Person 1: hey wanna know something?
Person 2: what?
Person 1: The One Piece…
Person 1: THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!
Person 2:THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!

by TheTwoPieceIsNotReal October 24, 2022

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ONE RAT

ONE RAT SPINNING VERTICALY

That guy over there looks like ONE RAT!

by ssndkasjdk November 21, 2022

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one direction

life savers

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pretty self explanatory.

the one direction boys are life savers. i said what i said

by hes28 January 9, 2022

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One Second

Can mean anything from 10 minutes to a day. Never truly means 1- second, often used in place of or with “Two Seconds” an even bigger cap, a yankee with all brim. 1-2 seconds is the most flexible unit of measurement in the common language.

Mya: One second, I’ll call you back
Me: Word
-Transition Card-
French Narrator from Spongebob: “2 Hours Later”
Mya: Why didn’t you call me?
Me: You said you were gonna call me 😭

by YoungDenzel98 January 19, 2022

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