cotton dicking

Wrapping a cloth around the penis for a none traditional hand job.

Sue wrapped the corner of the sheets around Greg's penis for some harmless cotton dicking.

by MoonMarshall August 2, 2017

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The Dick and Nuts

The item that gets pulled up on you if you keep fucking with someone.

Keep fucking with me, ima pull up with the dick and nuts

by HousSalad April 25, 2020

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Up in Michigan's UP, they don't get much women. So some men resort to catching fish from the lake to face fuck. Some men make the accident of catching fish known as Pike, which have sharp teeth. When the man inserts his penis into the mouth of the Pike, it takes it clean off. The man then has to go to a Yooper Doctor to get his dick sewn back on. The Yooper Doctors are notorious for having poor work, so most the time the man gets his penis sewn back on backwards. This is then called the Dick UpsideDowner because your penis is now on upside down.

"My Uncle had a doctor do a Dick UpsideDowner. Poor guy caught a pike off the coast of Naubinway and fish took his dick clean off. Doctor was able to put it back on though, but you know, now its upside down."

by WiltMichaels March 29, 2021

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Dick Czar

Bigger cock blocking best friend of slutty white girls. Queen cock block.

Her cock block game so tight she must be the "Dick Czar".

by Blindskate August 16, 2015

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dick haggler

A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.

Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.

by nicheh October 17, 2013

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