Gaff-daddy

The days of housewives behind us, a gaff-daddy is exactly what it sounds like; an absolute lad, totally in control of his masculinity and his three toddlers while Sandra chases that office promotion!

“How come your dad always picks you up from school?”
“Oh, he’s a gaff-daddy!”

by Polarbearjack May 24, 2019

Yatch daddy

Generic hot frat-guy who probably owns a yatch.

Look at that yatch daddy with his girlfriend.

by ZellaStorm December 29, 2019

declaration daddy

same as founding father

George Washington is a declaration daddy.
James Madison and John Jay were two of the seven declaration daddies of the United States.

by inflatable dartboard November 23, 2019

daddy google

The name someone calls google when they use google 24/7 like cheating etc, they also believe everything they see on google

Girl 1: i get a hundred percent on my test because i used google!

Girl 2: so your a daddy google girl?

by An0ny-m0use December 2, 2020

Chumpy Daddy

A specific ‘type’ of man: typically tall & broad in stature &, more importantly, paternal in nature. We’ve all come across a chumpy daddy in our day, whether you’re aware of it or not. Should you need any help identifying a potential CD please find an extensive, but by no means exhaustive, list of traits below:

- Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket

- Rubs your back a lot

- Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it
- Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes

- Probably an uncle by age 25
- Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding

- Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque)

- If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events

- Leggings under their shorts in the gym

- Steak & red wine lover’s
- A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by

- Does poos in clubs

- Cologne that smells of musk

- Brunette (but not always)
- Love stouts & ales

- Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind
- Mahogany furniture

- Loves a Big Mac

- Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised)
- Would pay for an umpiring qualification

- A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport

- Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke

- Most likely lives in the south of England

'His chumpy daddy energy is sort of sweet and sort of a massive turn-off'

by GiiRlZ NiGhT x November 21, 2021

squid daddy

1. The best god damn person in the entire plane of existence. Zora the King of Squids

2. An alcoholic beverage comprised of vodka, tequila, vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, butterscotch, and caramel in the form of a milkshake.

1. Yo bro look at Zora the Squid Daddy.

2. I could totally go for a Squid Daddy right now.

by Zora the King of Squids July 1, 2017

Catfish daddy

The sound of a man’s sultry voice vibrating in your ear while you fantasize about the delicious fried fish.

Mmm catfish daddy

by RageGawdess January 27, 2022