ugly ass mother fucker

some one so ugly that you even wonder how god green lighted that shit

caden garrison is a ugly ass mother fucker with no chin or jaw line

by the come goblin December 5, 2021

fuckers first ladies last

Simple rules example “ladies first “ says Emily “no fuckers first ladies last” says Jayden.

“ladies first “ says Emily “no fuckers first ladies last” says Jayden.

by DaBoogieboy69420 December 1, 2021

mud fuck mother fucker

A person who has put their penis inside of a mud hut and use it as a glory hole to receive a blowjob from their own mother.

“The paki is a mud fuck mother fucker”

by Bobbypinrider January 27, 2019

Pretty faced mother fucker

My girlfriend

Me:look at that pretty faced mother fucker

Her:aww love you too cock head

by Sexy beast 69 420 January 26, 2020

National Jamie Fuckers Day

A day on September 25th where everyone fucks somebody they know named Jamie as long as doing so isn't illegal. On leap years, this day extends to September 26th

Person 1: Hey Jamie, can you celebrate National Jamie Fuckers Day with me today?
Jamie: Yeah sure!

by Cool Gal 63 September 24, 2022

ENGAGE RIDLEY MOTHER FUCKER

Glitched Metroid Password that can give you invencibility (only works on the 3DS Virtual Console version)

Bro I am so bad at metroid that I couldn't even beat it with ENGAGE RIDLEY MOTHER FUCKER

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje October 2, 2023

National Jamie Fuckers Day

A day in which everyone tries to fuck anybody named Jamie (consensually). This day is held on September 25th and ends on September 26th. If it is a leap year, the celebration ends on September 27th.

Person 1: "Hey guys, did you know it's National Jamie Fuckers Day?"
Person 2: "Oh fuck I forgot"
Person 3: "Jamie you'll help us celebrate right?"
Jamie: "Absolutely!"

by Cool Gal 63 September 24, 2022