bus stop buddy

An acquaintance that you have for the sole purpose of text messaging them when you are bored or otherwise free of time. The extent of your relationship typically stays at the level of superficial text message exchanges and rarely (if ever) blossoms into a real world interaction.

(Immediately following a fender bender)
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!

by teilhardo September 5, 2016

Buddy

A weirdo that thinks he knows flooring

Buddy thinks he knows flooring installation basics

by Flooring guy August 21, 2018

Fuck a buddy

It's the lowest thing an Alpha-Male can do. "Fuck a buddy" is a type of person that does whatever is necessary to ruin a pal's plans or do something bad to a friend.

X: yo dude i just came from Llamar's party man.
Y: Llamar, the guy that is nice to everybody?
X: yeah man
Y: so what did you do?
X: he got in a dorm with a girl and i waited until i heard fuck-noises.
Y: don't tell me you...
X: THAT'S RIGHT, I COCKBLOCKED THE MOTHERFUCKER
Y: dude don't be the "fuck a buddy" docuhe...

by YOOJSIMPSONGRABTHEWHEEL January 10, 2017

meat buddy

A process of gathering a minimum of 5 of your male friends together and placing capacious amounts of meats in each others mouths.

Dr. Dic insisted we had a meat buddy party eventho it was a family night.

by Swivel mi timbers August 19, 2023

nutty buddy

When you ejecukate in someone or something’s ass and semen is dripping out of it

Gave my pal Frank a nutty buddy for his birthday, really lightened the mood

by nutterbutterboy April 9, 2022

cancer buddies

2 people that have the same bestfriend but then they both have or had cancer

Hey you wont to be cancer buddies

by Liddy6263 December 5, 2018

sloth buddy

A kindred spirit in indolence.

I'm doing absolutely nothing today. Hbu?

Jack shit, sloth buddy!

by Awildpuppersappears May 27, 2019