Donkey Biscuit is a term coined in major US cities to describe a police officer that butters his anus Donkey = "Ass" prior to receiving analingus from another police officer.
Butter is commonly used in cooking to ensure food doesn't stick to the pan and thus in the case of law enforcement, the butter represents "no criminal charges sticking."
Donkey Biscuit has been increasingly used as an insult in modern protests throughout the country.
Butter is commonly used in cooking to ensure food doesn't stick to the pan and thus in the case of law enforcement, the butter represents "no criminal charges sticking."
Donkey Biscuit has been increasingly used as an insult in modern protests throughout the country.
"That cop looks like a donkey biscuit"
"I'd rather be a cuckhold than a Donkey Biscuit"
"I'd make that officer my bitch if he wasn't a donkey biscuit"
"I'd rather be a cuckhold than a Donkey Biscuit"
"I'd make that officer my bitch if he wasn't a donkey biscuit"
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Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the biscuit spitters been in?
You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.
You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.
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I wake up and get me a gas station biscuit
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Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew - Florida Georgia Line
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