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GOAT

an acroynm which means the greatest of all time which IS THE ONE AND ONLY LUCAS PAQUETA!
Person 1: Bro you are the GOAT
Person: I am Lucas Paqueta?
by BIGTITTYASSBITCH42069 January 12, 2022
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Swallow Goat

To swallow goat is to essentially just another phrase for sucking a D**k. It can be used in many a situation and is slightly less crude if you are speaking in front of people that you are embarrassed to speak freely in front of.
“Oh hey Sarah, did you swallow goat last night?”
“Oh yeah, I swallowed that goat good”
by Latisha La’toe June 9, 2022
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Dirty Goat

When a man desires his partner sit on his face after a bowl movement, and cleanse their area with his beard.
He wallowed in the dirty goat she had given him as her thick fecal matter permeated his gray goatee painting it a rich brown masterpiece.
by Synaptic4Play March 20, 2021
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Goat Blast

An euphemism for a foursome consisting of three men and one woman. The term comes from the phrase, “I’m hornier than a three-peckered billy goat”. How does one satisfy said goat? It has a blast with a hornier female goat. Three guys with three peckers and one horny girl is more than group sex, it’s a goat blast. The term was created and first used on the podcast Slacker and The Man.
Dobbs: “What happened last weekend? I heard some of the crew spent the night with that chick with the big boobs. Anybody get lucky?”

The Man: “The three of us did a goat blast with her!”

Dobbs: “I should have been there!”

The Man: “Yeah, you could have held the camera.”
by Mashers69 August 15, 2014
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I’d fuck that goat.

When someone suggests trying something new and you’re low key down to get after it, no questions asked.
Friend #1: “We should do a shotski at the top of the double black diamond run.”
Friend #2: “Shirtless.”
Friend #3: “I’d fuck that goat.”
by Turnantur March 23, 2024
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Lilou the goat

Lilou the goat is literally the goat of them all, really cool slang for a cool people, thinks she's Asa Mitaka when in reality she's just a bit incel and sad hopeless romantic little silly goofy girl.
"Wow that's Lilou the Goat! literally an incel, but she's so cool tho she's literally Asa Mitaka."
by zephyurius April 11, 2024
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Goat

Wil Szep is the fucking goat. No girl is worthy of him. They’re total shit fucks.
Hey Wil isn’t that girl only 13. Yes, yes she is I’m the fucking goat I can do what I want.
by Longjohnsilverscodbasket69 October 4, 2019
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