oklahoma side car

When a woman lets a man stick his penis in the hole for her colostomy bag.

Dude, last night that hooker in the wheel chair let me give her an Oklahoma Side Car.

by Dusty Lambo January 17, 2015

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side grocer

A grocery store that you only go to when you can't find something at your primary one.

I love shopping at Winn-Dixie, but Rouses is my side grocer.

by anolel4 July 9, 2019

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Side Mouth

When someone says something stupid and you mumble a sassy response as you walk away. Usually followed by acting dumb. Wherein you pretend you didn’t say anything and don’t know what’s going on.

Stupid person: Ugh, I’m so broke.

You: (side mouth) Well, maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your money on classes about not being broke. (get up and walk away)

Stupid Person: What did you say?

You: Huh? What? Oh, nothing. That sucks, I’m sorry you’re broke.

by Auto Christian March 13, 2019

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Side Vag

Much like side boob. In essence, when a woman wear's, undergarments? That don't quite cover the meat pocket. Side vag, side boob, you get it right? Come on Sean. Get it together!

Holy moly! Did you see that side vag?! That dancer clearly needs to learn what commando is. Those shorts are side vag central!

by spikem0 August 6, 2022

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