name 3 friends

A good insult/comeback and a good response to ‘name 3 random band songs/albums’

You can alternatively use other numbers instead of 3 to fit what you’re responding to.
*John wearing a nirvana t-shirt*
*random old man runs up to him and starts shouting in his face*
R.O.M.: name 3 nirvana songs!
John: name 3 friends!
*R.O.M. goes into shock and starts rolling around on the floor because of how amazing John’s comeback was*
by vuahm June 07, 2024
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someone named someone

it is you who is someone that is named someone and that is actually your friend who is you.
someone named someone
by You is actualy me who is niga November 25, 2019
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Bum Named Chuy

A bum that goes to a gym at 4:00am and annoyingly Screams “PARTAAY” . between sets attempts to flirt with girls by telling stories of how he was raped in prison!
Bum Named Chuy is here guys.. let’s make him feel at home and rape him in the sauna!
Bum Names Chuy is a piece of shit!!
by Ran Quick August 23, 2018
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Negg Name

Your Negg Name is your name, only it has the word "Negg" in it. You may only speak your name in the presense of the Negg or to your local Negg Name Guru.
Her Negg Name is -Classified-
by You people know who wrote this. September 09, 2003
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Hanson (name)

Hanson is an extremely good looking and talented athlete, Hanson specialises in either soccer or volleyball and is unstoppable at both, he’s also extremely caring for those around him and will always look after anyone he takes interest in, not only that he is funny and popular. you should meet someone like Hanson, he’s going to go places.
Yo I’m gna go see Hanson (name)

Bet, let me come too!
by Hanson’s my best friend October 18, 2019
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Fuck A Bitch Named Ryan

A very interchangeable term, having a bad day? Fuck a bitch named Ryan! Someone stressing you out to your breaking point? Fuck a bitch named Ryan!

Fuck A Bitch named Ryan!!! This is a saying that can express ill feelings of Jiveary going on within proximity to you.
JACK - "How was your day"
JIM - "Horrible; my wife cheated on me, my son came out as gay, and my dog got ran over"
JACK "Fuck A Bitch Named Ryan, that's some rough shit"
by TheCockringCabilero December 01, 2022
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<Your Name Here> is legitimately the coolest person I will ever meet. <Your Name Here> is so brilliant I could write a copypasta about <Your Name Here>
I love <Your Name Here>! -everyone
by Duct47 November 08, 2023
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