not my circus, not my monkeys

absolutely nothing to do with you, usually used to have an opinion on something which you're not entitled to an opinion on. You're acting like someone who is judging a circus, its not yours, you have no part in it, so it doesn't matter to you. It can also be used if you don't like something offered to you.

its a bad idea... but whatever, not my circus, not my monkeys

by doingpatriarchywell November 17, 2025

My Ball

Another word for girlfriend or wifey. This is short term based on the phrase “the ol’ ball and chain.” This term gained popularity from DDG using this term in Streamer University.

“Where’s my ball?”

“Who’s your ball?”
“Peyton the girl over there, that’s my ball.”

by Peytonaa May 29, 2025

.9.This Nigger Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Yhirty Three Years.9.

.9.This Nigger Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Yhirty Three Years.9.

.9.This Nigger Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Yhirty Three Years.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025

Get the fuck out of my building

A sentence uttered by a somehow hot TV to a poor defenseless woman he found on the street.

Vox: We're finished. I'm not kidding. Get the fuck out of my building. GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BUILDING

by SodatheProtogen December 12, 2025

Carry My Pet

A balance of everything. Knows how to win everyone's trust. An animal lover. A solution provider. Caring in nature. Knows how to reunite everyone with their loved ones.

"Not everyone is purr-fect like Carry My Pet is every quality. Only Carry My pet can win your heart as well as the heart of your loved ones"

by Carry My Pet November 24, 2021

The Race (My Race)

The Race (My Race) - The race (my race) is a metaphor for overcoming your personal inner and outer struggles in attaining accomplishment and success in life. Success in the race is not meant to be easy; it is meant to be hard. So we must develop a mindset to overcome and to always “fight the good fight” with resilience, perseverance, and persistence. The glory is when we overcome our struggles to keep moving forward, forever-evolving and becoming that better person until we achieve our best. The race is long, arduous, and unpredictable, a marathon and not a sprint, but you can win as long as you keep on running (do not ever give up). We can all win the race.

Getting my Master’s degree is my race in life and I am not going to to stop until I accomplish that task. As I run my race in life, I have evolved and become a better person. The race (my race) is not guaranteed to the swift or the strongest person, but to those who endure to the very end (cross the finish line). Used in the writings of The RhymistGift and The Consummate Transitioner and based on the Bible scripture Ecclesiastes 9:11.

by The Rhymist Gift - CW July 10, 2021

I've got charm comin' out of my ass

An expression used by a charming/cute human being, of course i'm not talking about YOU (the reader of this post)

Person 1: "So... Have you asked that girl out yet?"
Not the reader: "Yeah, and she said yes!"
Not the reader: "What can I say? I've got charm comin' out of my ass"

by Honestly_iForgor July 6, 2023