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My dog died

What a man says to the boys after having sexual intercourse with a woman
by BigPappyTayTay November 3, 2022
mugGet the My dog diedmug.

My Self

YOU... Are NOT that.
Hym "So, since you're all basically retarded, I made a visual to debunk this kind of assertion that my problem is myself. Because what you're doing is 'See, when I repeat the things HE SAID while I was not around... He is being made uncomfortable by HIS SELF!' This kind of thinking is what makes you a retard so, here:

*The thing you're doing*

You ---------------------------------------> Me

See how that works? And *The thing you are doing* is inbetween asterisks... Because it's a place holder for any specific action, right? It's like a variable. So, depending on what it is... You're a piece of shit... So, it is MY SELF... That is the problem... You're a piece of shit... Die today please. In a fire. Or a wood chipper. I don't really care where. Just do it. Do it today."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
mugGet the My Selfmug.

Take my dog to the groomers

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019
mugGet the Take my dog to the groomersmug.

Terry AlAN cREWS: "'eAT mY mEAT'"

Terry AlAN cREWS: "'eAT mY mEAT'"
Terry AlAN cREWS: "'eAT mY mEAT'"
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025
mugGet the Terry AlAN cREWS: "'eAT mY mEAT'"mug.

fo shizzle my nizzo

by Anonymous September 11, 2003
mugGet the fo shizzle my nizzomug.

Don’t kill my vibe

Used by females when having sex/masturbating and they want you to get them hornier
Don’t kill my vibe daddy
by JustAnotherGuyOnUD September 10, 2020
mugGet the Don’t kill my vibemug.

That's My Job

Guy 1: I'm gonna take out the trash

Guy 2: THAT'S MY JOB!

Guy 2 then beat Guy 1 to death
by Infernfan June 22, 2023
mugGet the That's My Jobmug.

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