I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass

A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.

You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.

by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023

National Grab Ass Day

On February 20th any boy (taken or not) can grab any girls (taken or not) ass for this whole day, so grab that girls ass you’ve always wanted to!!

“Hey bro guess what ? It’s national grab ass day”

by Mia2212 February 18, 2020

ass-fuckery

A word used to state extreme anger or discomfort, especially when something doesn't go the way one thinks it should.

Person One: Dude, did you hear? Everyone who got below an 80% on the test has to retake it.
Person Two: That's absolute ass-fuckery.

by amidead May 26, 2021

dumb ass

Joe Biden

any thing Joe Biden says or does shows how big of a dumb ass he is

by truism hurts feelings December 16, 2021

Your ass is sucking canal juice

You are full of shit.

You think Biden is doing a good job? Well, your ass is sucking canal juice.

by tango1113 March 3, 2022

Ass Trap

When a persons ass is so big that you find it hard to breathe when you're eating it out

Andres: I had to stop eating out her booty

Josh: Why?
Andres: It was too big and I just couldn't breathe

Josh: She got that ass trap

by blueTenor June 22, 2016

wannabe wikipedia ass

when your ass is so fat its close enough to be compared to the index of the wikipedia page
meant to be a compliment

similar to “wow your ass is so cute”

“shes such a wannabe wikipedia ass”
“wow…that is def a wannabe wikipedia ass”

by rawr1975 March 12, 2023