target ass

the blue and red matter around a monkey's ass which produces a virtual target. because the invention of 3-d glasses preceded the origin of medicine, the trippy super 3-d effects produced gave some jackass the idea of screwing with it. this caused the present disease know as "AIDS"

How did you miss it? It practically had a target ass!

by sue doenum December 22, 2009

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Ass Period

When you get fucked so hard in the ass that blood comes out afterwords

“He gave me an ass period after anal”

by I’ve experienced ass periods May 22, 2022

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Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.

When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."

by manjoseph January 21, 2022

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Faggot ass nigger

A gay Black person who cockblocks another Black person from having heterosexual sex with someone. A gay Black man that commits sexual abuse, or rape towards another Black man. A gay Black person.

Tyrone cockblocked Jamal. He’s a faggot ass nigger.

by DemonPeachxBlade January 21, 2025

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