freak my geek

Freaked out to the uber level.

as in "That humongous spider totally made me Freak My Geek!!"

by Celtilic April 08, 2014

My biscuits

My bad

Disregard, I got it. I was adding up the wrong numbers. My biscuits.

by NSM Finance June 24, 2021

I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I

I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I

I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

croaked my frog

post-sex drip that leaks a puddle all over the sheets

he came then I croaked my frog all over the bed

by snailtrail07 December 23, 2020

Cooking my rice

When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.

Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you

Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.

by TheRunch October 25, 2018

Wrap my head around

understand or come to terms with.

"I just can't wrap my head around this idea"

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

My craziness has a system

A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.

Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"

Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."

by jimmyjamole January 21, 2018