by ba85234 February 25, 2009
A sad attempt at trying to make two mediocre colleges in the middle of a frozen hellhole to seem like they’re a prestigious academic institution. RIP LSC & JSC.
by stickynutsubsidence November 05, 2018
The private school where snobby rich kids from Scottsdale and Paradise Valley go so they don't have to associate with common Phoenix folk.
"Why is there a fleet of Porsches in the west valley? Oh wait. They're going to Grand Canyon University."
by PhoenixTruckster April 21, 2019
a: "Accoding to a study, all people that are left handed are Communists".
B: Where did you get that information? The University of the United States?
B: Where did you get that information? The University of the United States?
by CaixaCaixa April 04, 2010
What is this,Universal Bathroom Time?
by JoeNJ2 January 21, 2011
One of the best universities for people who should not be in school. They could save time by skipping this step and going directly to work at McDonald's.
1. -"Did you go to college?"
-"No, I went to Eastern."
2. "Be careful driving by EKU with your windows down. I was driving in that area yesterday and an administrator threw a degree into my back seat."
-"No, I went to Eastern."
2. "Be careful driving by EKU with your windows down. I was driving in that area yesterday and an administrator threw a degree into my back seat."
by Nick S. December 09, 2004
a briefcase school known for its unattached student body and terrible athletics. Students only concerned with getting in and getting out, without going through the college experience. Consistent growing fan base of 5 students per football game, 2 for mens basketball, and none for womens basketball, where scores run low. Should be a D-III school, but somehow paid its way to D1. Mascot is the Viking, which it stole from every other college, high school, and middle school. Alumni hate PSU, students go there to not be bothered, and scum creeps up from the street to take part in their athletics. Go Viks!
wow, he is going to portland state university? what a waste of talent...
Portland state university womens basketball loses yet again
Portland state university football will be playing their rival, the local middle school, who currently hold a 5 game winning streak!
Portland state university womens basketball loses yet again
Portland state university football will be playing their rival, the local middle school, who currently hold a 5 game winning streak!
by OUDux March 16, 2008