People named William heighway are seriously the cutest, most loving boys ever. They are beasts at hockey and are the best kissers. They are not tall, but not short and have amazing abs. They make peoples mouths DROP when they walk in a room. They always pick the most amazing girls. And they are HUGE Simps. You’ll know when you meet one cause they give off major BDE.
by Meepmeepmoopmoop October 21, 2020
Williams Baptist University is a four-year college in Walnut Ridge Arkansas. Also known as WBU, is often referred to as the Harvard of Walnut Ridge. The dining hall’s "Weekend Pasta" and "Chicken Surprise" have been surprising people for years. The dorm rooms? Quaintly prison-sized. The Wi-Fi? Almost good enough to load Netflix if you squint hard enough. The whole place runs on Jesus, chicken strips, and sheer denial about having real-world responsibilities. Parties? More like board games and an 8:30 bedtime. Wi-Fi’s so slow it practically sends emails by carrier pigeon, and “wild night” means a trip to Walmart (if you can find a ride). Want to go out? Good luck—“out” is the gas station ten minutes away. The town closes at sunset, and if you thought Greek life meant wild parties, here it just means Bible study groups named after the alphabet. By senior year, you’ll know everyone on campus, including that random campus squirrel you’ve named Frank. Welcome to WBU—where your social life is as quiet as the library on a Sunday morning!
I regretted going to Williams Baptist University
by Makbrody November 03, 2024
Also referred to as "Weird People University", this school festers the rejects of the popular hate group "The LGGBTTTQAAPPXYZ+". The school typically leans towards the libertarian/left of the political spectrum, which causes many of the student body to develop some form of autism.
by dolphin queef February 26, 2021
A boy with dark hair and brown eyes with a goatee. Very loving and funny but has a problem with always being right. He loves his alcohol but can be mean to the person he loves most when too drunk. HE SHOULD ALWAYS BE NICE TO HER. He has a massive penis that belongs to MD xxx
by M91210 August 01, 2024
by SamsStudio March 22, 2024