by Shfjebe June 12, 2018
Get the Dating virginmug. Something to shout at males (usually) who exhibit creepy stalker-like behaviour around women (usually). This sleazy voyeuristic behaviour tends to happen in places and cultures where everyday interaction between the sexes is limited, actively encouraging the hunter/prey dynamic (following women, cat-calling, peeping tom behaviour, even assault). Frustrated males resort to even using technology to spy on females (telephoto lenses, mobile phones, drones etc), all the while blaming women for "limiting the supply of sex" or simply "asking for it!"
I see you leering at me and snapping pictures with your phone! It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30 - it's YOU!
by kapweeng April 14, 2018
Get the It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30mug. A person who has never had sex of any kind, but has done research to best prepare him/herself for what they may come across when they do get a chance to fuck. Examples of research include, but are not limited to: reading articles about methods of stimulation*, researching the anatomy of your gender preference, watching porn**, talking to people well versed in the field of having sex, researching STDs and condoms, and checking your own STD status.
*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.
**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.
**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
Guy 1: Wait a minute, Adam's a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.
gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.
gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
by Prof K1792 July 4, 2017
Get the virgin in practicemug. by dimo yoda 6000 May 29, 2019
Get the pod prikritie virginitymug. by FooManChewy December 31, 2017
Get the virgin clutchmug. Something that is widely known as infinitely true and cannot be argued against. The epitomy of truth.
by FB_29 December 27, 2011
Get the Burned onto a virgin's chestmug. by Sillylimpcokk April 10, 2020
Get the Virginmug.