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Simon the Sexy

The most sexy bastard even if you're a boy you splooj at the thought of him. He runs a gay brothel and loves being fisted. His favoured thing to do is chimney you.
P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*
by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025
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Sexy frog

Sexy Frog def: The meaning of witch sex with a frog in a tux
by Sexy frog mannnnn April 9, 2021
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SEXY ELENA

Elena is the sexiest thing to come out of romania, can cause someone to have an organsm 1,736 miles away from you and is also the future wife of Olivia Callaghan and has sexy hands that Olivia wants to sit on xoxo
by Danish Slutttt March 8, 2022
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Sexy Freddie

When all the Stoughton Dimes, thots and hoes alike get together. Masturbate in a circle while moaning “Freddie Harris III!! YAAASSS” then proceed to orgasm.
“Girl I thought of sexy Freddie and my I imagined him busting my guts” “Bitch I need a sexy Freddie to blow my fucking pussy out”
by FreddieKing March 8, 2020
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Sexy

This woman named Rachel is the sexiest woman to ever be alive. When people think of sexy they think of Rachel.
sexy, a person so hot you melt

This Rachel yeah this is the SEXY one
by Can’t stop falling May 19, 2022
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Sexy Beast Ass Nigga

Tevita Moala Kamitoni
When Tevita wears black shorts for lifting, he looks like a Sexy Beast Ass Nigga
by Lady Farquhar the 69th March 23, 2022
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Sexy Simo

Sexy Simo is the hardest lad around yeno hard as nails solid as a rock
real sexy woman: yo is that sexy Simo?!?!
*sex occurs*
by SexySimoLa November 2, 2021
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