nose recorder

an aesthetically pleasing woodwind that is powered off of the bones 80 000 men, a true work of art that can only be described as talent, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique.

@filthyfrank

"hey m9 im boutta smash this nose recorder with my hairy nostril wanna see"
"dude"
"bro"
"fuCK YEAH I WANNA SEE THAT SHIT"

by lmaoiwannadie November 23, 2017

Crunchy Nose

When a cat is scratched under the chin, causing the kitty’s nose to scrunch up.

The kitty loves getting pet, she has a scrunchy nose.

by Devinwevin February 7, 2018

Dick Nose Dan

A Nasty Little Irish Fucker With a Long Crooked Beak, Budweiser in Hand, Cigarette Hanging from his Lip With Language Spewing from his Mouth only the sickest of Human Beings or a (PipeFitter) would Understand, Steer Clear if Easily offended. He will Fuck Your Dad.

The Assholed Flange Wouldnt Bolt Up cause I Got Unhelped by Dick Nose Dan.

by Diaperbaby December 5, 2024

nose optional

The state of wearing one's mask improperly, so that the nose remains exposed.

Dude I swear every time I see K-money in the hallway, he's going nose optional. Does he even know how to wear his mask?

by John Juices February 13, 2022

Grubber nose

A grubber nose is just a chuff always just wormin in and grubbing around doing dumb shit and always is greasy as a fuckin piece of bacon

Dude fuckin that kid is always grubber nosing everywhere breakin shit being a damn grubber nose

by Kmoney 123 November 26, 2021

Red Nosed

Scaredy cat, usually used in a derogatory way to make fun of someone.

- Suzy is such a red nosed person, she had her eyes closed the whole time!
- What a pussy.

by Suzysucksasslol November 25, 2020

white nose syndrome

White-nose syndrome (WNS) is a disease that affects hibernating bats and is caused by an invasive, cold-loving fungus (Pseudogymnoascus destructans). The fungus grows on bats' skin, disturbing their hibernation and resulting in dehydration, starvation and often death.

Millions of bats died from White Nose Syndrome.

by mr man the science man April 26, 2023