How it is

You know how it is.

I so badly want to ask, do you want a cup of tea? But, you know how it is.

by JustFoxMC November 29, 2022

(How To Be) A Millionaire

I've seen the future, huh, I can't afford it and
Tell you the truth, sir, someone just bought it
Say Mr. Whispers, here come the click of dice
Roulette and blackjack, build us a paradise
Larger than life and twice as ugly
If we have to live there, you'll have to drug me
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt
At the hands of fate (so tell me)
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Millionaire, billionaire, trillionaire
Hardly surprising if you might consider
Loyalties go to the highest of bidders
Want my opinion? I'd give you ten to one
Give me a million, a franchise on fun (woo!)
But there are millions who often get nowhere
And there's just one secret I think you should share
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt
At the hands of fate (so tell me)

Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Millionaire, billionaire, zillionaire
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate (come on, come on)
For all the cards you were dealt, babe
At the hands of fate (so tell me)
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Who wants to be a millionaire?
I do! I don't! I do!
Who wants to be a millionaire?
I do! I don't!
I've seen the future, I can't afford it and

by Gothic Miscreant December 17, 2023

How old am I?

Are you for real that stupid that you dont know how old you are

"How old am I?"

Why the hell are you asking me? I DONT KNOW YOU

by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) September 19, 2022

How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).

*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"

by boingyplunk January 24, 2024

How to sneeze

Take a deep breath and hope that you sneeze.

I can't sneeze to save me life, mother.

Mother, teach me how to sneeze.

by Knittin' peep May 21, 2019

How 'Bout Dat Babylonian Tupperware?

A funny sentence used to start up a conversation.

* two people walk up to each other*
Randy: "Hey Joe!"
Joe: "Hey! How 'Bout Dat Babylonian Tupperware?"

by MeTooSad December 8, 2020

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

Blah Blah Make it blue cos why not Blah Blah But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. cos Saad is gay

by HudPilon42069 September 9, 2021