French Tango

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)

I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).

by adamnsmit July 8, 2018

french sitting

My mate James a few years ago was in French class and while he was sitting down he pulled down just the backside of his pants to let his butt free

Person 1: Hey mate, I'm French sitting
Person 2: Oh yes bro, that is so chill

by bigmadladjohnny November 1, 2023

French Fry

A person who has a haircut that looks like a bunch of French fries. Also a retarded person that is lesbian and that broke up with Ethan

Look its french fry what a retard. Kys

by Gay__shinypp November 4, 2019

French

Naut

Naut if French

by Zakforbes4 April 25, 2021

French Fist

The insertion of the fist into a man's urethra

It is my boyfriend's birthday, so I'm giving him a French Fist tonight

by Teenita May 28, 2022

french vanilla

Cum from a very white boy/man

That white boy got his french vanilla all over the bed. Cum white boys

by Crack Attack 412 March 7, 2017

French Montana

When one man is wearing a house coat with only nylons on and is smoking a Corella De' Ville bitch stick cigarette and gently blow smoke rings against an ass less chap wear cowboys butthole.

I just saw that guy in nylons giving that cowboy a french montana, my mind is blown. He blew smoke rings inside the cowboys exsposed buttox

by Jimmy wang chang June 14, 2022