home deuce

A free and easy bowel movement taken upon returning home from a long trip.

After spending a holiday weekend at a single-bathroom lodging with his in-laws, Johnnie Chicano opened the front door of his residence, dropped his bags and walked briskly to the bathroom, where he released a thunderous and immensely satisfying home deuce that clogged the plumbing.

by Johnny Chicano April 13, 2015

Homes

Another way of saying 'homie'

Yo what's good homes?

Jeez homes, relax would you?

by skadoshoosh April 8, 2021

work from home honey

A sweetie from online who keeps you company during your boring work from home days.

My wfh experience was initially quite boring and isolating, but that changed when I started talking to a work from home honey.

by votme February 28, 2025

no way home

the fucking movie that needs to release the trailer already

guy 1:when no way home release?
guy 2:never

by super synergy July 22, 2021

Home

stray kids, that is my home. its somewhere where i can be myself, and they will support me unconditionally.

person a: who's your home?
person b: stray kids
person a: the kpop band? stupid they don't even know you
person b: they do, now shut your mouth

by minhoswife May 10, 2024

Home sidel

Is the act of wanting to kill someone

I'm feeling a little bit home sidel

by 459395 March 17, 2022

Funeral Homing

The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.

Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.

by Hootie J November 7, 2021