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Band Kid

That kid who keeps fucking up the drums. Or the memer who keeps memeing for memes. Atleast he is the normal kid who plays the sexaphone for fun, or the trombone(GET IT!?!?!?!?)
That Band Kid hurts my earts with the rumset, he keep FUCKING IT with his sticks
AYO BRO WANT 2 PLAY DA GAME 2MORROW WITH FRENDS. LOL BRUH UWU in 3AM gone wrong i died rip. THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. SHADOW IS A BITCH MOTHERF---- HE ****** AND PISSED

I love the sexaphone, espiacially the trumpbone
by qertuipasdfghjklzxcvbnm April 14, 2022
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Dirty Wedding Band

A cock ring a married man wears during anal sex.
Honey where is my dirty wedding band? I want to stay hard when I am in your ass.
by Nastykitty1981 June 2, 2015
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Band In China

An actual piece of shit movement that tries to boycott Apple Inc.,some of the most famous airlines,some auto manufacturers,JYP Entertainment, and others because they are allegedly kowtowing to P.R.C Government.
Band In China? That shitty movement?
by 25DC November 1, 2019
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Rubber Band Manlet

The rubber band manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) is a mobbed-up manlet, a misanthropic manlet, a materialistic manlet and a myopic manlet who petulantly peddles his piddly hobbit pipe-weed to all of the towering grown-ups who have the misfortune of crossing his pathetically puny path. Straight outta Oompa Loompa land, tape measure in his right, booster seat in his other hand. Call him a lesser man, he'll always be a lesser man. Wasted a couple hundred grand, high heels, all colors man. Once inevitably caught by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the then incarcerated rubber band manlet instantly and seamlessly makes the for him natural transition into a prison wife manlet and happily lives out his laughably lowly little life in the enthusiastically submissive service of his fearlessly formidable and devastatingly dominant, supremely superior magnificent manmore prison war daddy overlord.
Emily: Lol, why is that deceased rubber band manlet lying in the manlet pit over there and why is he covered with garden gnomes? Bianca: A group of little girls just shot him to death with a pink BB gun and then gave the silly, little manlet boy a dwarven funeral. Emily: Hahahahaha! Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 10, 2024
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It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Roberts. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band. It has been a successful meme since 2011.
Me: Seth MacFarlane? I've heard that he is a proud benefactor of the Baskin Roberts trust fund band!
Other: Cram it, fundie! His shows have been shit ever since I discovered Baskin Roberts.
Me: Well, it's just the facts.
by Baskinbros January 25, 2024
mugGet the Baskin Roberts trust fund bandmug.

Barrel Band

The metal ring attached to the bottom of a shotgun barrel that holds the barrel onto the magazine tube
I bought an old shotgun, but the barrel band was broken off, so I could not mount it.
by Gunfighter November 29, 2010
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Closet band

A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.
I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”

Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”

You: “no, this is my closet band”
by Itkillsyou_band November 21, 2023
mugGet the Closet bandmug.

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