willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).

“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!

by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023

William/willie

THE smarty pants

William/willie should listen to his gf when she says he’s the smarty pants!

by Lebwnsitsbaka February 7, 2019

Willy

Euphemism for penis used by children to stop them using vulgar slang to describe their dong.

My willy is king size.

by UltimateDoge June 4, 2021

willy womped

To be touched by a pee pee grabber
Fucked by the world

Held down and rapped.

The boss of that level just willy womped me.

by Flipidydonda February 24, 2014

Willy

What likkle kids say if their mum isnt home

Suck my willy you bumhole

by YT Slurpy September 9, 2018

shet willy

When you give a wet willy, but you use your ass sweat to provide the moisture

Cathy, how was your summer?

Absolutely terrible, my uncle gave me a shet willy

Ewwwwww

by luke1myafada June 4, 2023

Willy male

A man who has many of the physical and social features a woman desires, commonly found in an alpha male, such as money, fame, looks, height, humor, social skills. Yet still acts like a beta male even though they should have all the alpha features to help them grow beyond a beta male.

Damn, I always knew Will Smith was a willy male after seeing how obedient he is to his wife.

by Username_ampersand March 27, 2022