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Long Johnny

Damn, did you see that guys (my) long johnny? I wish he'd let me suck it and ride it all night long
by Mattlarrystitt April 9, 2017
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long distance lurking

So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.
Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.
by its Ike baby February 11, 2019
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ling be long

A physically attractive Asian woman usually between the ages of 18-22 who will have sex with young black men,after sex she says "now its your turn" and she whips out her 12 inch dick and precedes to fuck the man,without his approval.
ling be long fucked me hard last night.
by ling ling 3464 May 7, 2018
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Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.
Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat
by BuzzoQueen March 2, 2016
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Long Tai no see!

Variation of the phrase "long time no see!"
The difference is that it is only used when you have nothing else to say,
"Long Tai no see!"
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this is very long

Some hat is very long, you'll normally say this when something is very long.

DO NOT TAKE OUT OF CONTEXT
this is very long , this fence is great for my garden!
by NickOUrban December 29, 2020
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